Okay, folks! Really simple this year! First, the caveat that if you are prone to alcoholism, liver disease or unconsciousness, you may want to leave this to the professionals. The rules are easy:
1) Take a shot every time the president uses a personal pronoun (I, me, mine, ours).
2) Prepare for the most drunken night of your life.
3) Relax! No way you remain conscious during the entire speech!
Any questions?
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We'll all be passed out in the first 15 minutes. I will not watch. It will, however, try to catch Joni.
ReplyDeleteRemember, don't drink on an empty stomach...unless of course, you're going to watch the SOTU, in which case you may not be able to keep it down!
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